Conversation, Little Mouse

Things the Little Mouse Says


English is not our native language, but my Little Mouse loves playing in English and half of her words are English.  Sometimes this can be a little bit confusing when metaphors get mixed up.

Conversation with the Little Mouse:

Little Mouse:  “Mommy, Mommy, Monsters University (the movie) scares my ass off.”

Mom (me):  “You know Little Mouse that is not a very nice thing to say.”  (After I stopped laughing.)

Little Mouse:  “I know Mommy only human beans can say ass.”

Mom:  “It is Human beings Little Mouse and you know you are a human being too?”

Little Mouse:  “No, I’m not.  I’m a child.”

Runs away with all body parts intact.

 

 

 

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