Conversation with the Little Mouse:
Little Mouse: “Mommy, Mommy, Monsters University (the movie) scares my ass off.”
Mom (me): “You know Little Mouse that is not a very nice thing to say.” (After I stopped laughing.)
Little Mouse: “I know Mommy only human beans can say ass.”
Mom: “It is Human beings Little Mouse and you know you are a human being too?”
Little Mouse: “No, I’m not. I’m a child.”
Runs away with all body parts intact.